I like how we’ve invented a vast incomprehensible machine that can’t do words good. A large language model that cannot model letters.
Literally any Markov Chain could output better than this by scanning a telephone directory, but ten million of the finest servers Microsoft can assemble have to slurp up the entire Jordan Aquifer to put out this dogshit.
Borts out here perfecting the
look already.
Fooby Furtus Jorch Jort Borts BørkAh yes, Aiden McDichael, Aiden Sweemey, Briaden Archideld, Bootus Smorin, Borts McSriff, Borts Mixon, Bhuiʋem McRlwain, Chunus Chamgerlain, Asheliigynne Nogilny, Jorch Smehrik, Jort Dugnutt, Hunby Dustice, Claгбег Gride, Shamp Dourque, Humers Furcotte, Hammin Wesrey, Hoƀem Truk, Ϝooly Rortugal, Furևs Sandaele, Broop Dandleton, Hogby Sernandez, Shirmp Bonzalez, and last but not least Fꚙby and Foob Soodgewynn.
I assumed these were all meant to be like 14 year old kids, but Chunus and Jorch out here with their full beards really ruin that theory
big chunus
I just assumed high school seniors because some of them looked like people I remember from my graduating class lmao. I even knew a guy that was a dead ringer for the second Borts, except he had the hairstyle of Reese from Malcolm in the Middle.
maybe it’s congenital
don’t forget ole Hunby
Aiden confirmed as fake name
The worst part was that every substitute would get them confused. It didn’t help that they’d switch clothes halfway through class.
We need to order more Bort license plates
Big Chunus
Borts Borts Bhumem Chunus Asheliigynne
Most racially diverse Midwestern high school
Mister Hoɕem, please!
kept a straight face until Bootis
you managed to not laugh at “Aiden Aiden Briaden”? superhuman self-control
it took restraint
Straight up Arcturus
so yeah, i only got 4 names in and immediately laughed at the first broken one
Bootus and Borthead
I do not recognize the faces in the water
asheliigynne
