• Erasmus
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          173 months ago

          Missionary + lean forward and eat ass.

          Its truly a win win for some of us filthy heathens.

  • @Monument
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    383 months ago

    At some point before the healing brush and patch tools were available, I saw an entire porn gallery (heh, remember when porn came in galleries?) of pixel perfect stitches where someone had joined waists to waists, to create a bunch of concatenated top/top, bottom/bottom images in front, back, and front/back configurations of a naked woman.

    Because this was the early days of the internet, all I’d seen was gross, taboo, or unsettling stuff. I was sort of immune to it, but this was definitely my first “confused boner” situation. I still remember my absolute bewilderment. I was way more unsettled by that than goatse or whatever.

      • @Monument
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        163 months ago

        If I had the capacity to remember the exact URL of a webpage I looked at 20ish years ago, I’d definitely not be working right now. Or anymore.
        I’d spend every moment that I’m not full of existential dread from the things I cannot forget sleeping on the comfiest bed that I could buy using the money earned through my horrible burden of unforgettable knowledge.

  • @xia
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    343 months ago

    I’m surprised how well this works. Well, erm… visually, anyway.

      • @xia
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        13 months ago

        Absolutely! We are looking at the future cart-wheel champion of the world.

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Impossible not to 69, also to tell the difference between anal & blowjob.

    Or between a handjob & a footjob.

    Or between dirty talk & diarrhoea.

    Or if the carpet matches the drapes.

    Or between getting horny and having a cold.

    • @TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      163 months ago

      I was like, “oh shes hot” for a second and then I saw the second pair of legs.

      And hen I was like, “…well…”

  • TurboWafflz
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    173 months ago

    Imagine if the legs all bent the same way and you saw this scurrying around outside your house on all four legs at night

  • YeetPics
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    133 months ago

    Yo dawg, we heard you like ass so we put ass on your ass