No AeroPress. I’ll never know who I am. :(
The pseudo-espresso that you can take camping? Anarcho-primitivism for sure
Lit.
I had the same question, and decided that the pour over is the closest in the image. I’ve been an anarchist a long time anyway.
Halfway between Pour Over and French Press, and typically appeals to a wide tent. I’d say SocDem.
Liberal
Gotta swap to a Nomad or a Flair, escape the liberal entrapment of automatic machines!
I’d probably categorize the keurig as a liberal machine rather than the one where you have to grind, distribute, and tamp your beans.
(But also, my god yes- the flair is fantastic if you can handle the thermal management prior to coffee making. Highly recommend)
Yea, I agree, though one could argue having the money and time for an automatic machine and espresso machine is pretty Labor Aristocracy, haha.
That being said, I’m a huge fan of my Flair 58, no annoying thermal management issues (for the most part) and great turbos.
I liberated my Rancilio Silvia from a relative who decided their covid hobby wasn’t as satisfying as they thought lol. But I still prefer espresso from my Flair most of the time since the Silvia still needs to be PID modded to have decent thermal management.
I swear if I end up getting the 58, I deserve to be thrown into the ocean. I initially bought the Neo, then sold it for the classic, then replaced the brew head with the pro brew head and pressure gauge.
Hahaha, it’s the never ending climb. I went straight for the 58 from a pour over setup because I truly can’t trust myself not to upgrade to it. The hand grinding is getting old though… the Zerno is calling my name but my wallet is desperately fighting back.
I… don’t drink coffee…
Yeah I drink tea, now what am I supposed to believe in?
i mean its basically just anarchist with fewer steps
Lmao, chinese tea ceremony includes like 500 steps.
I wouldn’t personally call “Gong Fu Cha” a ceremony, more like a “discipline” since that’s sort of the idea behind “Gong Fu” its the idea of get better at something doing it over and over again, so best translation for would be a discipline. Unless you meant Japanese tea ceremony, but that’s not really for tasting the tea its more like the tea is used for symbolism sake like say how wine is used in mass.
I also don’t think it has that many steps? Preheat the vessels using water at the temperature you’ll be using for the tea, pour that water out, put tea leaves rinse the leaves with the water pour that out, steep the tea after say 10s pour that water out into a secondary vessel (probably a gong dao bei) pour that tea liquid into your small tasting cup and slurp to taste. Pour some more until you need start a new steeping, do what you did previously just slightly longer steeping time.
Honestly I get lazy and skip the pre-heat and fairness cup, then it’s even faster/easier than brewing in a pot!
Also tea people should check out !tea@possumpat.io! The only tea community I’m aware of on lemmy. Though it’s super inactive right now; I should probably contribute…
The monarchy?
Maybe that means you’re a nihilist?
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(The British might have popularised tea through imperialism but tea’s origin point is China)
No instant? I drink instant every day.
Accelerationist/Anarcho-nihilist.
Fuck
In all seriousness, the Aeropress is fantastic. It’s the absolute most bang for your time and dollar, unless you serve multiple people.
Yeah it looks good. I’ve been meaning to switch over to french press, but I’m pretty lazy
Aeropress is perfect for the lazy, French press is annoying to clean. Aeropress just shucks the puck and you’re done, maybe give it a rinse.
“Hoxhaist” is a term you made up and you can’t convince me otherwise
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoxhaism
Hoxhaism (/ˈhɒdʒə.ɪzəm/ HOJ-ə-iz-əm) is a variant of anti-revisionist Marxism–Leninism that developed in the late 1970s due to a split in the anti-revisionist movement, appearing after the ideological dispute between the Chinese Communist Party and the Party of Labour of Albania in 1978.
Yeah, I’m just going with “made up”. The alternative is navigating three levels deep of leftist infighting.
This is just astrology for leftists now, lmao
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion
So the Judean people’s front…
Not to yuck y’all’s yum, but coffee is gross
Jokes on you, I regret being born every morning already
So that would be a handful of monkey beans straight down the hatch then?
I drink a full glass of pure espresso bc I am empty inside
Existing proof that opinions can be wrong
Neoliberal is going to Starbucks. Neoconservative is going to Starbucks and yelling at the hispanic barista.
Watch out if you dare to have blue hair as well.
Pairing Trotsky with a consumerist product is an insult. It would be shared instant coffee at the Slabs, and everyone drinking it would say the other coffee was stolen.
Posadism attempts to introduce elements of ufology into Marxist thought.
WTF?
…Arguing that only communism can allow the development of interplanetary travel.
I’d argue that the infrastructure we need to colonize other worlds is going to require larger organized population than capitalism can provide.
But as a reader that sees ideologies as starting points (that need to be developed so as to create a pathway to post-scarcity), I can’t say what the corruption-light system is that will allow for interplanetary colonization and trade.
The fabricator IRL would be late-game magitech that manipulates huge amounts of energy. (A fabrication failure could annihilate a continent). Far, far, sooner, we’ll have the food-printer / turbolift system of Star Trek TOS to deliver us our custom-made coffee.
Meanwhile, in 2024, we’re having a tough time escaping the gravity of fascism-driven autocracy.
I’m mostly anarchist, but when I have visitors I become a Marxist-Leninist
Seize the Means of caffination!
So say we all
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
And right now, I need coffee
Don’t we all.
Everyone knows the true test of a person’s character is the consistency of their grinder, not the brewer. (please don’t look on my kitchen countertop- it’s full of almost all of these and a single hand grinder. My forearm is crying for help)
Your forearm needs more shakeweight
Protip: Pick up a cheap 20v battery operated hand drill and attach it to the handle.
Whatever, folgers is good enough.
But all I have is a coffee mug and a jar of instant… ☕⁉️😭
That’s masochist.
Idk Kronung is pretty good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You get it. I refuse to put effort/time into making coffee when Krönung instant tastes so good. If you first mix it with a little cold water before pouring hot it tastes even better.
No Aeropress?
SocDem. Halfway between pour over and French press, widely appealing, but people tend to grow beyond it.
holy shit it classidied me correctly
Where is the aero press
Like, halfway between French Press and Pour Over. Probably a SocDem IMO
