Republicans have taught Americans to resent public education. Also, most teachers are Women, so I’ll let fill in the blanks.

“You gotta be quicker than that”

Shout out methylphenidate

If I didn’t lable them, I wouldn’t have been able to make the pun. I’m waiting for someone to notice I only drew TWO paws.

Edit: I feel combative. You wanna fight over my dog drawing?

Goob is also my favorite ball shaped man

Ty!

lol she has so many names. We found her dumped by a farm. Her name was “Mischief” because she kept escaping. Owner relinquished her to us. I live on a family farm. Parents named her “Kiara”; I call her “GOOB”. Also, thank you!

Obviously, they’re liberating the world of women from Iran /s

Sweet bb

I don’t know you, but I love you from afar. RIP Alistar.

Lol you don’t need to be convinced. It started with late night infomercials and slowly evolved into the Brady Bunch.

Springboard. Fucking awful.

Oh, that’s just the credit card I eat sometimes. I like to go down to the fridge on the weekend and shove that shit in like an atm. My prostate makes the “munch munch” ticket feeder sound every time.

Threat of injury/ abduction

Damn, you’re making me miss Westwood.

I’ve been enjoying the new season of Primal.

Lmao dude you get punched?

Oh, they’re 10 and learned reddit terms.