• AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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    443 months ago

    Picturing Xi sneaking into an Uyghur village and running a back-alley black market. He opens up his coat, but instead of Rolexes it’s strips of bacon.

    • @HakFoo
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      303 months ago

      Don’t forget a phalanx of PLA support armed with Salad Shooters.

      Zero to BLT in 1.79 seconds.