I’m thinking about getting a masturbator for the time after my wife has given birth. But I have no idea where to even start. Anyone here using one, and can share some experiences?
I am searching for something that:
- is easy to clean,
- can fit my whole dick such that I can fuck it like a vagina, and
- maybe has some extras like vibration or suction or so.


Hand 1, or if you’re feeling particularly spicy, Hand 2.
Spit or dry? These are the deliberations of our lives.
Level up, keep a bottle of lube on hand.
I just use pork lard. Finger licking good.