Amilo159 to Memes@lemmy.ml • 11 months agoSeizing 299 kilo of drugslemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1imageSeizing 299 kilo of drugslemmy.worldAmilo159 to Memes@lemmy.ml • 11 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-square@bastian_5@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish135•edit-211 months agoSo we’ve confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?
minus-square@thefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilink95•11 months agoCorrect, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.
minus-square@TwanHE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink80•11 months agoHey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
minus-square@Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lulinkfedilink55•11 months agoThis court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
minus-square@Kidplayer_666@lemm.eelinkfedilink50•11 months agoRecourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
minus-square@over_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink45•11 months agoWe found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.
minus-square@Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink20•edit-211 months agoThis bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What’s the seasoning ?
minus-squarepancakeslinkfedilinkEnglish11•11 months agoIt’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
minus-square@Kidplayer_666@lemm.eelinkfedilink14•11 months agoWe have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
minus-square@over_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink11•11 months agowipes white powder from my nose… “Excuse me…”
minus-square@thefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilink9•11 months agoHey… I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!
So we’ve confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?
Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.
Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
Gotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.
This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.
This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What’s the seasoning ?
It’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
Bear salt, obviously.
We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
wipes white powder from my nose…
“Excuse me…”
Hey… I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!