We’re getting scapegoated for the DDOS attack that affected us too yesterday, all because @Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net made one (admittedly kinda funny) joke here.
Normally I wouldn’t post petty internet bullshit like this but I thought our admins should know.
Edit: Entire thread is a gold mine for dunk tank material tho
Edit2: Now the Spook of @Alaskaball@hexbear.net is getting namedropped
Edit3: So after some digging (read: 5 mins browsing lemmy instances) another user made this post saying the attacker was someone with a personal beef with .world completely unrelated to us? Documented methodology of attack is different but similar to the spam bot we got hit with too, but idk I’m just amateur hour here not an OpSec pro.
Edit4: I was trying to click on the links provided in that post to double check but lemmy.world went down
Edit5: Official Statement
So who is attacking us? One thing that is clear is that those responsible of these attacks know the ins and outs of Lemmy. They know which database requests are the most taxing and they are always quick to find another as soon as we close one off. That’s one of the only things we know for sure about our attackers. Being the biggest instance and having defederated with a couple of instances has made us a target.
Damn, I never knew what it was like to live somewhere rent-free until now
I did this? Jesus, maybe I should unironically
No, I did it
I shut down the libbyverse or whatever with my 90’s hacking skills, you just served as a decoy
Or maybe I’m joking too, or maybe I’m not. Who knows? I’m too irony poisoned to tell if I’m being serious here
Wheels within wheels. Plans within plans.
Can I ddos my brain with beer asking for a friend
my alt account is David Xanatos
Broke: DDoS other instances
Woke: DDoS ourselves
4k post megathread.
It was me making a browser so cursed that not only does it crash immediately but so does the system report crash process so you don’t even know why it crashes
Someone on Lemmy.world must have seen it
Nah you’re not the one that needs to touch grass
Besides, we’re historical materialists, if your shit-posting didn’t set off this dumbass circle jerk of red scare paranoia, it would’ve just been a matter of time before any one of us replying in another instance did so