• UlyssesT [he/him]
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    3310 hours ago

    Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

    Techbros are so fucking fascist already and getting bolder that I truly wouldn’t be entirely surprised if this actually happened.

    • frauddogg [they/them, null/void]
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      Isn’t Germany growing their own new Hitler literally right now almost 100 years to the start of the Third Reich? That one techbro jackass with all the race science shit?

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      The only surprising thing would be techbros actually accomplishing something actually groundbreaking instead of just putting a new coat of paint on labour exploitation.

      What am I saying, their clone would probably just be a man from an exploited country, who they’ve put in whiteface and slapped a moustache on.

      (CW: child violence) Edit: Startup idea!

      “Kill baby Hitler!” We make a test tube baby with some Hitler DNA and then we let people murder it. Literally killing baby Hitler!
      Oh fuck I just made a Rick & Morty sketch, didn’t I? :::

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        87 hours ago

        I believe the most likely outcome would be a techbro LARPing as Hitler’s clone and doing some cosmetic surgery to look the part, and maybe even explain away any discrepancies with techno woo about genetic grafting or something.

        • REgon [they/them]
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          97 hours ago

          Have you seen Er Ist Wieder Da? (He Is Back) Its sort of related to your scenario. Decently funny and the ending made a bunch of people mad

      • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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        2410 hours ago

        Outdated UN Hitler Particle detectors exploding like Frieza force scouters thanks to unprecedented background Hitler radiation

        hitler-detector explosion

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        We can be sure of this because it would require Musk to have invented cloning technology that could produce a new Hitler instead of IV fertilisation which isn’t really the sci-fi idea of cloning we have…
        No Musk would actually totally be the type to say he’s invented cloning and it’s just a worse version of IV fertilisation he’s forced some engineers to cook up for him