Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won’t)
"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want’s to play as some flat-assed old man?
Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn’t an anime cat boy.
I DEMAND Link’s bulge be noticeable and have DoA level jiggle physics in the next 3D Zelda
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whatever size is fine
I’m demanding a remaster of BotW in this engine. I’ll be heading to visit a few Rito