Do you think the trireme of revolution can propel itself to victory? Nay! Without our daily diligence, our sweat and concerted labor, the ship of liberty will stagnate in the doldrums of liberalism!

Get on that rower and push yourself, for yourself and for all our futures!

And make sure to stretch! Stretch before! Stop 10 minutes in and stretch again!

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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    95 months ago

    Shit ok I do really need to get back on that horse after falling into a depressive episode. I’m working late but tomorrow I’ll get back into it

    • Black_Mald_Futures [any]OP
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      85 months ago

      after falling into a depressive episode

      Same thing happened to me. It’s a lot of work, and my partner kinda doesn’t care how fit i am (which is good I guess but it removes motivation). But you know what? It’s gosh dang important to have regular exercise. Now get up, go on, and row your way to an endorphin high!

      • Chronicon [they/them]
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        55 months ago
        volcel police

        geordi-no getting fit so your partner will find you attractive

        geordi-yes getting fit so you can fuck better

        • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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          25 months ago

          The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

          نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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