• MaoTheLawn [any, any]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    35
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    Sometimes I wish I could resurrect him just so he could see how amazingly he predicted the world to come, but then I think within 10 minutes of seeing how bad it’s got he’d throw himself in front of a bus

    • ped_xing [he/him]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      311 month ago

      There’s a bus coming in 10 minutes? Ooh la la, now the feds you know you’re in a fancy town.

        • peeonyou [he/him]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          61 month ago

          by then you could probably just drink yourself to death… or at least have a worthy attempt

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        141 month ago

        Your town has any non-car transportation AT ALL? Hey everyone, get a load of Mr. Moneybags over here.

        Sorry to burst your bubble, fancy lad, but Hexbear doesn’t take too kindly to the bourgeoisie. I don’t think this site is for you.