Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 2 months agoIf I'm elected president I promise on day one every American will receive a daily ration of under cooked porkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squareIf I'm elected president I promise on day one every American will receive a daily ration of under cooked porkRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square32fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]linkfedilinkEnglish10•2 months ago“now I know a lot of you are thinking, Robert, what about vegetarians and vegans? they will receive two rations of under cooked pork.”
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish9•2 months agoFear not citizen, cruciferous vegetables such as kale, broccoli and cauliflower are also acceptable for spreading the worm word of my people.
minus-squarequeermunist she/herlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoOh shit I love raw broccoli oh shit oh fuck!
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish8•2 months agoI might have jumped to conclusions here from a Times of India clickbait article. If you’re washing your broccoli you should probably be fine from joining the collective
“now I know a lot of you are thinking, Robert, what about vegetarians and vegans? they will receive two rations of under cooked pork.”
Fear not citizen, cruciferous vegetables such as kale, broccoli and cauliflower are also acceptable for spreading the
wormword of my people.Oh shit I love raw broccoli oh shit oh fuck!
I might have jumped to conclusions here from a Times of India clickbait article. If you’re washing your broccoli you should probably be fine from joining the collective