Hahaha, good one. You should become a comedian.

Throw in infinite mindless distraction and you got yourself a deal.

I’m relieved to hear that.

All the 500 guests have already agreed to come.

Losers who don’t own a private jet don’t deserve government protection.

Me too. Sorry guys. The only thing I could cancel is my Ollama free tier account but i don’t think that’s going to make much of an impact.

Filthy heretic!

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

China is nominally socialist and nominally has free healthcare. In practice things look more similar to the US, though.

Whether he’s gay or bisexual is a moot point. He definitely prefers his boyfriend over you. If i were you I’d bail.

Explaining Computers and The Linux Experiment are among my favourites.

Der Friedri Schmerz ist noch längst nicht intensiv genug.

There are plenty of quality channels out there. Maybe it takes a bit longer to find them but it’s possible.

Wir müssen den Gürtel enger schnallen, um mehr Steuersenkungen für Reiche zu finanzieren! Jeder weiß doch, dass Steuersenkungen für Reiche die Lösung für alle Probleme sind!

Virginity successfully protected.

Just wait until people stop lending money to the US.

The only porn that will be allowed is between heterosexual married couples. And no peeking under the covers you perv! And don’t forget the weekly renewal of your porn license!

I don’t think Iran has any anti aircraft weapons with that kind of range.

We need to tighten our belts, work harder and give more tax cuts to the rich! Oh, and more fossil fuel subsidies. Surely that’ll fix the problem.

I had the CD-ROM drive running with 3.1. But they only really became mainstream after 95 came out.