executive producers include Barack and Michelle Obama

Excuse me?

Sometimes I get so bored I look at my Bluesky discovery feed to see what the robot thinks I would like, and this time it was a lot of pro-Democrat Wizard of Oz themed foot fetish content, as far as I could tell

Like a month ago he was saying that the Democrats made a mistake ‘making everything instrumental and materialistic’, but now it’s “concrete solutions” along with this unity bullshit

I know that if you firmly believe a wrong enough thing, trying to resolve its contradictions with reality will eventually land you in racism, but usually it takes more than one step

You know that industry with passionate workers with highly transferable skills? Let’s make their jobs suck ass!

Larp is short for la Role Playing, it’s like french or spanish or something

I’m so fucked up it’s actually real to me

Nationalism makes fools of us all, sadly

I don’t think they have to react at all. The more interesting possibility is the other guy winning, and what the “Netanyahu must go” type of liberals will say when nothing changes.

Nah they think the Catholics can’t actually turn the cookies into Jesus, we believe they can, but interpret the invitation to eat his flesh and drink his blood as just him being polite, so we choose not to

Thinking of starting a new Christian denomination where the main difference is that the others can have Jesus present in the Eucharist in whatever mode they want, but we don’t want to bother the guy

This is one of the least surprising things I have ever read

No but you see the next one might be actually bad for real, so we must not demand any concessions this time either, you privileged fuck

Or maybe like a hobbit or an elf

I think the rice I made today was so good that it finally balanced my humors

Protestantism has like thousands of sects that can be comically evil or relatively chill, in a way that at least to me seems completely independent from their doctrinal differences. Turns out it’s easy to believe whatever you want when you ain’t got a Pope in ya ear telling you it’s heresy.

awoo

The worst part about shitting your pants is that there’s really nothing you can do once it happens. You can’t wash your ass because you’ll just get it dirty again when you put the pants back on. Washing your pants doesn’t help because your butt is still all poopy. You just have to sit there and stink.

At least they were better than the liberal revolutions’ tricolors, I bet if communism didn’t do away with nations the next stage of society would have some pretty okay flag designs

I only smoke from my Yixing clay bong that I never wash to create a more complex flavour