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minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·hace 2 años“cow that was tossed 30m up in the air” How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
minus-squareDr. WeskerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up110arrow-down4·hace 2 añosWith a high rate of mooovement.
minus-squaredoublejay1999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54arrow-down5·hace 2 añosHe had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
minus-squareRinseDrizzle@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down4·hace 2 añosThink we milked this for all its worth
minus-squareEvilEyedPanda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down4·hace 2 añosNaw I still got some beef with this story
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-2hace 2 añosMaybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track. Edit: Extra pun
minus-squareelephantium@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·hace 2 añosFetchez la vache!
minus-squareRobotToaster@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down5·hace 2 añosand a lot of moooomentum
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·hace 2 añosFirst assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum…
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·hace 2 añosTrains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.
minus-squaresouperk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·hace 2 añosIt’s like it was hit by a train!
minus-squareemergencyfood@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·hace 2 añosThe average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let’s say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That’s 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.
“cow that was tossed 30m up in the air”
How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
With a high rate of mooovement.
He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
Think we milked this for all its worth
Naw I still got some beef with this story
Don’t have a cow.
Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.
Edit: Extra pun
Fetchez la vache!
and a lot of moooomentum
No bull
First assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum…
Trains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.
It’s like it was hit by a train!
The average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let’s say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That’s 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.