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minus-square@doublejay1999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish49•11 months agoHe had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
minus-square@RinseDrizzle@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish18•11 months agoThink we milked this for all its worth
minus-square@EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish17•11 months agoNaw I still got some beef with this story
minus-square@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-211 months agoMaybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track. Edit: Extra pun
With a high rate of mooovement.
He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
Think we milked this for all its worth
Naw I still got some beef with this story
Don’t have a cow.
Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.
Edit: Extra pun
and a lot of moooomentum
Fetchez la vache!
No bull