• IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    1 year ago

    I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.

    • larsOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      Amphetamine and morphine is my love language. Call me.