Because this is Lemmy and we like anecdotes here, I have one for ya.

A couple years ago, during one of my many attempts to get fit, I went for a walk. At some point between my venturing forth and returning home, a wild turkey had come between me and my home.

I think it was female but I have no idea. The point here is, they’re pretty big in person, and I had to decide as I was walking toward it… if the turkey didn’t move? What if it charged me? What if it was aggressive, like a goose? I was stunned how unprepared I was to deal with this wild animal that I had apparently been living near for most of my life.

Anyways, long story short, I decided I could take a turkey in a fight. The turkey seemed to know that I had come to that decision, because as soon as I prepared myself to kick a turkey, it got out of my way.

The lesson here is, turkeys read minds, and as soon as you’re sure you can defeat the turkey, it will allow you to proceed unmolested.*

*Just my opinion. Don’t sue me if you lose a fight against a turkey. Also, if you lose a fight against a turkey, that just proves you didn’t believe in yourself hard enough.

TIL a snood is basically a Turkey face dick, which is an excellent band name.

Hi we are Turkey face dick, and this is our song GOOOOOOOGGBBUGUFHGUFHGUGHHGIBH!

That’s the second comic about snoods that I have seen in the past 10 minutes

A great conversation starter ngl

If you’re reading this article, you’ve likely witnessed the magic of a tom’s chameleon-like head

That’s a wild assumption

It’s even more gross in reality

Wish I had a snood that I could go “Vlooop” and “Bloop” with

Man, that turkey has a snoody attitude. Does it really roll/extend/expand like that? Animals are weird.

Bloop

What’s it for? Is it supposed to look like a worm/grub?

When nuns do that they also call it a snood

Credit: Rosemary Mosco

Sources:

• Wild Turkey — Rosemary Mosco
• Tumblr - vlooop | birdandmoon.com
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