This costal property in California “supports thriving wildlife habitat for deer, elk, wild hogs, bear, and turkey [.]” A few pictures in, and you’ll see that list is not exhaustive.
The Zebras being totally unremarked upon is so weird. Surely that’s a selling point? ‘Meet a fucking zebra’
Where there’s zebra there’s ferocious predator?!
If you can afford the $10 mil to buy this, feeding or getting rid of the zebras shouldn’t be an issue.
Are zebras a protected species in California?
More like a “restricted species” according to the Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife.
You need a permit to import, possess, or transport them. Individual wild animals need to be recorded in a registry, including offspring. You’re not allowed to hunt or “take” them as game. You’re not allowed to release them into the wild. Etc.

You mean this one?
What a non-functional kitchen… Getting produce from the fridge to the sink to the oven is quite the trek, for starters.
Wide angle lens. The inside pictures suggest a building about three times bigger.
Outstanding title! Took me a handful of images to get it but it’s worth seeing.
I hate it. Looks like a showroom for something.
Yeah zebras aside, it’s missing something rather essential for a house, namely walls.
More like an unpleasant party venue
I bet it echoes like a bitch in there.
Welcome Center
Is it weird that I’d like to live here? I mean I can’t even pretend to be able to afford it but still
I think it’s alright. Though I’d have to put up some walls and change the sterile colors.
I’m with you there. I’m personally okay without walls, like to have a clear view. But the colors definitely need to change. An maybe add solar? Didn’t see if it already had it
Where were the 4 bedrooms? And for 10 mil i’d expect more bathrooms.
no pictures of the upper floors, description says unfurnished. that’s probably why.
It says ‘unfinished’ so how can they classify those as bedrooms if they aren’t currently livable.
the ground floor’s also unfinished (and a huge unlivable barn). i guess anything goes.
Oops! No walls!
what on earth can you even do in that much space with no walls? everyone can hear everything, what’s a family of, say, 4 gonna do in this vast cavern? this floorplan would be more functional if the common space was half the ground floor and the other half was like 2 bedrooms and a bathroom.
that hadn’t occurred to me, listing “beds and baths” is a us-ism. here it’s just how many rooms and whether there’s a kitchen.
There are various requirements in the US that have to be met before something can be labeled a bedroom. It hadn’t occurred to me that being finished is one, but that makes sense to me. The two I remember are that it has to have a window (to the outside) and has to have a closet.
the window is a bit harder to put in after the fact, but isn’t an ikea flatpack wardrobe enough to pass that closet thing?
No, I think the standards require an actual physical closet. It could be walls built up to take a chunk out of the room, but it needs to be separated by a doorway.
so a flat pack ikea wardrobe nailed to the wall?
The photo of the seaside picnic spot is nice, but with 788 acres, I have to wonder how away it is and how often I would use it.
Also, I like the bit about the gentle hillsides being “untouched by erosion.” That’s quite the claim.
“Yeah, uh, we keep 'em tarped over.” “But isn’t it erosion that creates gentle slopes?” “No comment.”
the sale history is strange, like they tried to sell a few times and couldn’t
Zebras were the deal breaker
It all went swimmingly until the Zebras started a HOA…
Am I the only one who thinks that house looks as if there is a bottom half that somehow got burried? Or perhaps cut off?








