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Adopting surströmming as a weapon system will greatly simplify logistics, because it is so universal. It can be used offensively, defensively, for area denial, and as rations. On top of that, it will be utterly useless, or even outright dangerous to the enemy in the event they manage to capture some of it.
Sorry, but chemical warfare is a violation of the Geneva Convention.
And being a cluster munition that’ll make it a Geneva Suggestion hatrick!
Hey, check it out! A new item on the Geneva Checklist just unlocked!
Israel already won the geneva violation bingo, they always win, I think they are cheating.
At least this chemical weapon is 100% biological, so the hippies won’t protest it.
In the middle ages they would trebuchet dead rotting animals over the walls of besieged castles.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/166p0t3/surströmming_challenge/
(Original video isn’t on YouTube any more, apologies for reddit)
Holy shit that’s a classic. I completely forgot about this one. Pulling the lamp shade down to puke in it even tho I has a hole in the bottom had me dying.
This war crime gets the Canadian steal of approval!
This could also be used to spice up the old Canadian tactic of throwing canned food across no man’s land to the logistically challenged enemy’s trenches, only to follow up with hand grenades once they get used to the deliveries.
