The Crab Rangoon was first on the menu at a Polynesian Restaurant named Trader Vic’s in Beverly Hills California in 1955… Since then It has taken the nation by storm. Goon sales have skyrocketed, and by now almost everyone has gooned.
If I pee on this comment, will it reveal a message?
We are the original gooners
I don’t care for crab rangoon, but I do like to masturbate for long periods of time without reaching orgasm to maintain a state of arousal, usually while watching lots of porn.
But crab rangoon? Not really.
That’s just edging.
Also your opinion on crab rangoons is wrong, but I’ll respect it.
There are two types of people: those who are searching for the perfect goon, and those who just fucking goon.
The crime wasn’t a succulent Chinese meal, it was gooning
I always judge a new restaurant by how well they goon!
70 years is a long time to be gooning. Are they almost done yet?
They’re almost there, but rumour has it they’ll back off for a bit soon.
They’re going for the 100-year record.
I…need to vote for you for president
