(AP) President Trump shocked guests today at the White House Halloween gala when he wheeled out a giant projector with Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash brought to life via AI. “Wow, to have you all here, great men, brought back to life by SUPER INTELLIGENCE, that’s what we’re calling it now, SUPER, it’s SUPER folks, only the Dumocrats, that’s what I call them, call it ‘artificial’” Trump addressed the crowd. Bob Hope’s avatar glitched out for most of the presentation, Johnny Cash rapped along to Tupac’s California Love, and Steve Jobs spoke in Chinese.
“Hope, Cash, and Jobs brought BACK TO AMERICA for another generation… who desperately need them… it’s beautiful, isn’t it folks…”
“Terrific folks the big 3, I know you Steve Apple from the Apple Phone, and you Mr. Cash from your Metallica music, and of course Bob who can forget Bob? We love him don’t we folks, people ask me, ‘oh oh Mr. President, where’s Bob?’ well he’s right here all for you!”
