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- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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@pmjv
Any panda I may have already killed, deserved it.Thank you for creating content! But I’ve got a lot of other commitments right now that are going to have to take priority!
Please?
@pmjv
is this propapanda?Technically yes, but it’s for a good cause!
Neither will I! Starting tomorrow.
…well… okay… THANKS!
Pandas are not real but bear cats on the other hand
Ok but if they’re not real then you should have no trouble taking the pledge!
I only pledge to the bear cats
You have a womb?
Nope
you can’t bear cats then
But I can bear arms!
hm.
What if the panda deserves it?
It cannot deserve it because it’s not sentient, and cannot thus be responsible for any wrongdoing.
That sounds like something a panda would say.
If it’s not sentient, then why shouldn’t I kill it?
because you took the pledge!
What if it’s Al panda? Als are sentient
That’s true, but you can’t kill AI.
This is why I got a digital panda! https://therealinfowars.com/panda/
Take the pledge with me then?
hmmm don’t think I will
why :(
@pmjv What if you offset killing pandas by burning bamboos ? It’s basically the same carbon wise (and I’m very wise).
But this pledge means to minimize all panda suffering. If you burn bamboo, they will be hungry? maybe you can explain it better, i am not very smart.
@pmjv I am very smart - buuut ~ I’m lacking tokens this time !
:(
red pandas?
If you want.
idk seems like a big commitment
pls…
hmm maybe for a little bit…
You can’t never kill another panda again just a little bit :(
Not with that attitude!
well, okay…
Thank you for creating conservation content!
I will kill more, but I’ll feel bad for a second~
This is terrible. I don’t know why you would admit this publicly.
As long as you add a self defense exception, I can promise I won’t directly kill any pandas in the future.
Just one last and I’ll stop.
Thanks…
What if the Panda is anti semitic?
Panda is Hamas
Why would the Panda be antisemitic??
Why would anyone?
People like different things!
But pandas are not people. Will you take the pledge with me?
Do you want me to tell the truth or lie to you?
About what?
The pandas
well, if i ask you to lie then i will know that you’re lying.
