The wife and I are struggling for names and we’re running out of time. No idea what we’re having. Throw some names out there…
Shaharazad
This seems more appropriate to ask the ouija board community not asklemmy.
There’s an AskOuija community on here too!? Joined!
Jimothy
Second name: Hurricane
hunter2
Weird to name your kid *******
how did you do that ??
Have we as a society not yet learned our lesson to not let the internet name things?
Because if we haven’t, my submission for your consideration is Baby McBabyface.
Alternatives for if you have more kids:
- Kiddy McKidface
- Sonny McSonface
- Daughtery McDaughterface
- Progenency McProgenencyface
- Kyle
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Stump Junkman
Bob Johnson
Gristle McThornbody
My personal list :
Jackmerius Tacktheratrix
Davoin Shower-Handel
Hingle McCringleberry
X-Wing @Aliciousness
Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
Scoish Velociraptor Maloishhttps://screenrant.com/key-peele-football-names-east-west-college-bowl/
Spehgbert
Porald
Hinchcliffe
Mergan
Blettle
Shoap
Fragold
QuaneRobert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Robert IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS
Play through all 4 quest lines in Fire Emblem Three Houses and name your kid after your favorite character
Daimler-Benz DB 605 35.7L V12 supercharged inverted inline engine
Been watching Mat Armstrong and that boat?
Edit: Actually I think his was from after the DB -> MB rename, so it’s a Mercedes-Benz MB 605 or whatever the exact number was. A pair of giant V12 diesels anyway.
Yeah I meant the gasoline powered engines used in the BF-109 and BF-110 lol.
Hence the inverted V12. They flipped the engine to make it easier to service on the ground.
Please just make sure not to go too crazy with “unique” names or unusual spelling of a name. It causes a lot of issues and inconvenience for the offspring later in life. Saying this as someone who has a common name but spelled in an unconventional way… it’s such a headache, and a whole lot of “we can’t locate your file” because someone wasn’t listening to me when I spelled out my first name.
there are >600 Jaydens, Jaeden, Gaeden…
Blessica

Okay that has to be a troll, right? I’m starting to have trouble telling some days…
Also post mentions similarity to Jessica Simpson, but not the alliteration? Blessica Blimpson
Her daughter would get her fathers last name probably so that doesn’t pass over but still weird
Whatever month they were conceived in. When they ask why it’s not the month they were born in, you can tell them “we liked how it sounded” until they’re old enough for the truth to be a tempting punishment. Also, congratulations.
This but you use the revolutionary calendar. Yes, Thermidor is a beautiful name.
It appears we are having a March
Then Mars/Mara it is!
You could also go with Aquamarine for the birthstone, which means seawater, lol.
People might just assume you play Honkai: Star Rail
Ides?
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ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
Anyone who doesn’t name their child Enoby is a flammer.
Can I use this name if OP doesn’t
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