Oh gosh, where to begin. How much time do we have?
Depends. How much money you got?
Like, all of it? If you need some, I’ll bring some over. Is there a bus stop near you or do I gotta walk?
Sure, all of of it. There is a bus stop right in front of my neighborhood. I’ll have all the time in the world to listen to you. Wait… you got like $5 to your name, don’t you?
They’re about to sign over thousands in debt to your name, run.
Just give us chapters 1 and 2 but with an intermission.
Let me make a mental note to write it all down tomorrow. I have a great track record of remembering stuff the next day. Thankfully tomorrow is Tuesday which is my day off.
I hate ads. I left TV because of ads. I’m. Leaving the internet for the same reason. There’s nothing oon it to keep me tied.
real life is also chock full of ads though
Well, it’s much shorter to ask what’s right with me, so why don’t we start there instead, shall we?
Born too soon to explore the stars and too late to explore the planet.
Everything
No ! Fuck is wrong with you 😤
Nm, u?
Fuck, I don’t know … maybe it me … maybe it’s everything else
removed im back out my coma err
Bruh they censor that? Lol?
OCD, low self-esteem, depression, anxiety, among other things.
I’m behaviourally challenged
Ducks.
Fucks I gots no problem wit’, but dese ducks aroun’ heah, they gots beef wit’ me an’ won’t say what for.Me myself and I
I haven’t bitchslapped anyone since Tucson
I didn’t know my [insert close emotionally charged relationship here] is on Lemmy! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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