JackTea
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Cake day: May 24th, 2026
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JackTea@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The thought of pregnancy embarrasses me because it’s basically proof that I've had sexEnglish
1·20 hours agoI dunno, dude, let’s hear him out.
JackTea@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The thought of pregnancy embarrasses me because it’s basically proof that I've had sexEnglish
121·2 days agoI like to point at pregnant people and say “I know what you did a year ago!”
Before they respond, I add, “you went to [insert name of popular baby store]”.
/This initiates confusion. And then implies, like pet stores, you can also buy baby items and a baby.
//yes, I know how pregnancy works. I have to find ways to let my weird out
JackTea@piefed.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Today's lessonEnglish
3·6 days agoI don’t appreciate this joke.
NVM. Just got it.
But why? What was the point of animating live actors into tennis balls? Are tennis balls a critical role in the movies? Why not just use…real balls?

Emoluments Clause…nvm, forgot what timeline this is.