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You gotta put the meat in a birthday present
The law legally cannot search birthday presents
“Anscombe, put this brandy down your pants” has to be near the top of the list of my favorite new sentences that I’ve read this year.
Yeah that got an audible chuckle from me too. Much like the one with Cinderella from a few weeks ago “oh and the mice are Maoists now”
CW for corpse please…
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