Reminds me of the old furnace party flyer
Go Birds!
Go ahead, they said. Open a Kinko’s next to a dispensary. What’s the worst that could happen?
You have an Ear? Yeah…two? Well hear the words your eyes now see.
This is the greatest call to action ever written
I was just telling some friends from out of town about the furnace party a few days ago!
I explained this to a West Coast friend recently and the response was “Dude what the fuck is wrong with Philly?”
Which is a valid question.
Do attend
The GO BIRDS! is killing me
That’s the seal of Philly verification
Fuck, I read this the total opposite way at first:
You came from Heaven. Stop acting like you came from Hell
Read it as: “be kinder and more forgiving to yourself; you’re not inherently bad and shouldn’t feel so guilty all the time.”
And I thought that was surprisingly touching.






