• plinky [he/him]
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    301 year ago

    Have an audience to sell to advertisers

    make using your shit as inconvenient as possible to the audience

    scare off the advertisers

    charge the audience

    yep, its neural link brain time

  • ArsenLupin [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Across the world (silicone valley) billionaires struggle to make ends meet. For just one dollar a month you too can adopt a starving (for attention) billionaire! For just one dollar a month, you’ll receive a daily tweet updating you on the life of a narcissistic coup loving billionaire! Don’t wait, act now! Call 1-800-LIG-MA69! That’s one, height hundred, ligma, sixty-nine; one, height hundred, ligma, sixty-nine! Our phone operators are waiting for your generous donations today!

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    Attention all X, formerly known as Twitter, gamers: Elon Musk is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the bots and woke mind virus, but to do this he needs $1 per year and a couple of Trump Xeets. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Elon Musk can defeat the wokes and achieve the epic journey to Mars!

  • @some_guy
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    61 year ago

    Circling the drain. Reminds me of that Simpsons ep when Bart called Australia to check which way water drains.