I mean, if the universe is gonna hand you that joke on a silver platter…
I know a Dr. Payne who is a dentist and a Dr. Kokane who studies addiction using cocaine.
One of my relatives said she knew a gynecologist named Dr. Hole.
There are quite a few people with the last name Butts. Wonder how many of them are proctologists.

Former coworkers last name was Boob.
Sadly she was a horticulturist not a plastic surgeon. She fainted at the sight of blood.
If it wasn’t for the bullying I’d absolutely name my child Seymour if I was a Butts
Kind of a stretch - gastroenterology covers the whole digestive system from the esophagus down. A proctologist is a “butt doctor”.
Had an obgyn in my old town named Dr. Beaver.
Dr. Kokane
Bro literally planned his entire life around a pun
Shoutout to Dr Killam, family loves that guy
Meanwhile someone made the CHOICE to name the fictional Doctor Killdare.
The opposite of nominative determinism?
Determinative nominism
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Acquired?
Fated nominative determinism.
Well, if she’d gone into Physics instead of becoming one, maybe the legacy would’ve continued?
Though, NGL, I’m all aboard for Dr. Sleeper. 🤘🏼
FWIW, the surgeons that extracted my wisdom teeth back when were a private practice duo, called Drs. Fear and Hitchcock.
The former was incredibly tall & slim (~7ft!) with Doc Brown hair, while the latter was round-ish, bald, and liked to stand in the periphery.
Their only competition for young adult dentistry, et al? A certain Dr. Gentle, though he was quietly known for being anything but.
The scary ones are those that mask their true nature with misleading presentation. My guys? Led with exactly how things were gonna go. They even had overlarge paisley wallpaper “so your anesthesia cocktail turns them into amoebae”. Legends. 😅
Dr Richard “Dick” Chopp is (was?) a urologist specializing in vasectomies.
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Fated nominative determinism.
Good name for a British railroad designer too.
first (medical) Dr. Newton in my family
interesting qualifier, I wanna know the beef
I read about an OB/GYN named Dr. Fingerhood.







