they claim to hate capitalism but then get upset when they hear about someone using AI for malicious compliance on the job

they say they denounce wage slavery but their pee pees shrink at the thought that someone has used AI to automate their own work on the company dime and in turn reclaimed some of their personal day back

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        Lol come on man, you go complain on the internet about how they hurt your feelings by talking shit about your slop, literally bring up dick size, then brag about how much money you make? You gotta be trolling, this is obviously an over-the-top caricature of an insecure tech bro.

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    You keep going on and on about His Majesty’s Loyal Opposition, and now you’ve singled out the backbenchers? wtf?

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      I’mma be real with you, this is the 3rd time this has gone over my head.

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        Well someone doesn’t know their Westminster-style parliamentary conventions!

        In the Westminster parliamentary tradition, those MPs who are part of the governing party/coalition sit on the right side of the chamber relative to the speaker and are known as “His Majesty’s Government”. Those MPs who are not part of the governing party/coalition sit on the left side of the chamber and are called “His Majesty’s Loyal Opposition”.

        This is the only definition of “left/right” in politics that I’m willing to recognize because the more common one reduces the complexity of political thought to a fucking line and is thus bad and should feel bad.

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          I’ve been a big World Wars buff since ever, and for the longest time I thought HMS in names of warships was something like Humongous Military Ship. When I found out what the HMS actually stood for, it was like I was born again. I also like how it can be HIS or HER, so they don’t have to rename anything. The empire has always been very progressive.

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    We need a safe space for AI artists.

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      so you’re arguing for complacency with the status quo of capitalism and wage slavery, instead of collecting a paycheck while gaming their system and simultaneously reclaiming more personal time? does hexbear know you’re a corporate lackey?

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    The average Lemmy “revolutionary” is basically a pretend-Amish middle manager with fiber internet: works from home, makes way more salary than most US workers, then spends the afternoon on Lemmy role-playing as a victim of capitalism.

    Apparently capitalism and AI are super evil when you’re criticizing them from a well-paid Zoom meeting in sweatpants.

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      this is a good writeup, I just prompted Fable 5.1 to add a new chapter to my book about it

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        Use DeepSeek to create the cover, then run it through ChatGPT to redesign the cover, then run it through Claude to redesign the cover, the take result back through DeepSeek. That way no one will ever guess it was AI, and you will be loved and cherished on Lemmy for being so creative.

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          UK has mandated they now watermark all images with little union jacks that are indistinguishable to the naked eye, so that they can identify who did a cyberbullying on the internet and sentence them to 20 years

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            Easy to fool the AI police: just post every image upside down. They would have to stand on their heads to catch you, and everyone knows that the AI police can’t stand on their heads. This ain’t no circus!