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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前

"I want to be more involved in your hobbies," she said.

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"I want to be more involved in your hobbies," she said.

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前
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    She could fit in a carry on roller bag so you only have to buy one plane ticket

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    Something about the scale seems so off. Is she a dwarf? Is that a standing desk? I can’t quite pick it out.

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      For sure a standing desk, the desk legs look like extended standing desk columns

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        OP in the original reddit post mentioned she was 5ft

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      Ty for your service 🫡

    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      All this user posts is Reddit material.

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    That blue light is insane

    • CheesyFox
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      just Cherenkov’s radiation, nothing to see here

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        Only 3.6 Roentgen. Not great, but not terrible.

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        No graphite on the roof.

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      Dude tells his doctor “I can’t sleep, I tried everything”

    • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Seriously, where is it even coming from? The monitor?

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        I think that’s the only way Gearbox & 2k Games can keep Borderlands fans engaged nowadays.

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        A very dirty phone camera lens

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        I think the iPhone does that sometimes with intense led light, like at concerts etc

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    Listen its not for everyone… But sucking or licking off your partner while they game or work? Some people like doing that and a few others are blessed enough to have meet someone like that.

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      And God bless every one of them that enjoys the act.

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      Well, as the other of two healers on 10-man General Vezax, can’t really say I felt glad for my friends ‘blessing’. Tell them to wait god damnit

  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Pulling a Swordfish on your next video call

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      Deep cut

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    damn she tiny

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    blu

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    It’s a strong ass (adjustable?) table

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      Looks like a convertible sitting/standing. My guess is the Jarvis by Fully (now Herman Miller). They don’t look to sell the L shape anymore, but I believe they used to. Weight capacity is 350lbs, and it’s designed to actively lift and hold all of that. A small human should be no problem.

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        Its definitely not an UpLift Desk, but if anyone is interested, they’re pretty customizable and if you get one of the larger sizes you can have it come with an under desk hammock like this. When we were refreshing our offices I pushed pretty hard to get these and got denied after they put off getting office furniture for so long.

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        I have no clue about anything you wrote but I appreciate your input

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      An assman table, one might say.

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    I too have a set of weights, adjacent to the desk, and no fucking idea what exercises to do so I occasionally just do bicep curls. If you have a specific routine do share.

    Edit: Thanks for the useful resources! ❤️

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      MuscleWiki is a helpful resource for exercises where you can filter for dumbbells and the body part you want to work.

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      dumbbell lunges https://www.verywellfit.com/how-to-do-dumbbell-lunges-3498297

      dumbbell tricep extensions https://training.fit/exercise/dumbbell-tricep-extension/

      throw in some planking and pushups

      ideally get a bench some day

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      I think OP’s just reposting cause the original is on Reddit and the actual OP of this image has been replying in the comments there (redlib link).

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    What a fuckin letdown bl4 was

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      I’m actually enjoying it now most of the performance stuff is ironed out. Took quite a while on bl3 as well but that was pretty good in the end as well. The key is to view Borderlands 2 as something extraordinary, they are never going to hit that level again.

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      I’m surprised so many people kept playing after BL2 honestly. I love the vibe and there was a lot of fun but the gameplay had all the same let down than in the first… I always felt like the fun kept getting interrupted with stupid shit like stopping to pick up loot.

      For me, Doom Eternal was what the gameplay should have leaned towards. Just keep shooting and keep going, never slowing down.

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      Ignoring the train wreck that performance was, it was “fine”

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    Nice license plate

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    ASSMAN ?

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      He probably got his plates switched with a proctologist at the DMV.

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      Or so he claims. Can’t really tell from that angle.

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    Do you do a set of curls every time claptrap gives you a mission?

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    Is the camera so she can watch you when she’s out of the room

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