I don’t need my underwear to tell me that I shouldn’t be consuming dairy. My wife rolling down the car window and sticking her head out is all I need.
That’s why you can disable the windows from the drivers side.
I call it the fart switch.
Checks out
Give them air! You got what you wanted!
Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized…
I’ll wear shirts as underwear before this junk… corporate logo facing inwards of course. these companies deserve nothing but the best I can make.
I’ll learn to make my own.
The environmental benefits!
All that methane can be ignited and burned at the source!
This is an inroads to designer farts. 💨 💨 💨
New Glade Aszpouri scents just dropped!
$1000 per injection available exclusively from Bozo Nordisk.
Smart underwear
Someone just said that out loud, on purpose, with no hint of irony or sarcasm.
Look at Ms. Smartypanties over there?
Dude, I don’t need a clue, I have ibs. Trust me, there is no mystery to be solved here.
This is something for Diaper Donnie, and the readings should be public info (readable via api) by law.
Don’t we already know whats going on there? Could be just me, but i dont want more details.
Can I sync it with the smart toilet that takes photos of my shit? Otherwise I’m not interested
Tap for spoiler
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Immediately what came to mind, classic Infomercial
Not enough fiber you say. I thought French fries, being a vegetable, would have plenty of fiber.
Lady holding in a fart [OP pictured]
Ladies playing the trumpet irl
Just read this headline to my mother and she said, “Give a pair to Trump!”
We might get some insights into exactly what’s wrong with the bastard.
