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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前

Ignorance is bliss

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Ignorance is bliss

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前
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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 天前

    Innocent angel now. Criminal mastermind soon.

    • Murse@slrpnk.net
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      Innocent angel

      Still a criminal mastermind, just cute.

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    Nobody has to make a LinkedIn profile though. Simply starving to death is a much preferable alternative.

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      Building your own website and content >>> linkdin

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Getting my cat an email account has really fast-tracked his business, plus I don’t have to listen to the fax machine all the time.

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    He knows not of New Teams, nor of Teams (New)

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    Hope this comment finds you well.

    If you are this cute as fuck you don’t need no LinkedIn either

    Looking forward to hearing from you soon!

    Best Regards

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  • Murse@slrpnk.net
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    Isn’t linkedin just bots talking about their corporations? There aren’t actual humans there, right?

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      My coworkers use it, and claim to not currently be looking for jobs! I can’t understand why someone would willingly subject themselves to that.

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    i dunno man, cats basically run this shit

  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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    I also never have to create a linkedin profile

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    Lucky bastard

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    I worked in corporate middle management for 15 years and never had a linkedin profile and never will.

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    Dis’ lil’ puddy tat is going to be a very dangerous creature when it’s grown up. Remember that lil raptor Dr. Grant picked up in Jurassic park? …this is it…in a cute furry lil’ bundle. :-)

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    Linkedin is probably the stupidest social media ever created. It’s worse than Google Circles.

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    He’ll always live in the present.

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