Note: This is not true…yet
This fall I’m renaming my pool to Epstein Files so someone will cover it up for me.
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excellent
Not a good name.
You’re right. It’s not good, it’s perfect
Why everything has to have name from USA? Like everything is USA? No other countries exist? But yea, let give a name from USA! Because only USA exists mate.
I think it’s a joke and they don’t name a lake after the Epstein files.
Holy shit please Canada please!!
Last I checked the USA didnt run out of nuclear missiles and they are exactly that stupid.

It’s really more of an -oat sound than an -oot sound.
“What’s this all aboat?”
No this is not a boat
Name it lake of Mexico just to see what kind of ridiculous racist remark he can make.
Lake HUSSEIN Obama
Obama was a piece of shit and doesn’t deserve a lake named after him, not even a pond. I realize you might not realize this, but it is true. Obama was a failure.
And by that you mean he failed at what?
Wait, didn’t we already rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein? I think we should change Lake Ontario to Lake Taco, if we have to change it. No one wants to live on the shores of anything to do with the name Epstein in it, so that works with Lake Michigan. Tacos on the other hand, are delicious.
Hard agree. I don’t want to live next to anything with either Trump or Epstein’s name on it, thanks.
Lake “release the Epstein files” would be nice too, with quotation marks and all 🤣
Petition to make it real
Signed
I honestly think this is the only way to respond. If we can get Europe to agree, we can one up any petty move.
I doubt carney would do that though
Fucking do it! Legendary. Go down in history as a funny badass country, do it, I’m serious.
Even if your countries don’t, let’s all just start referring to it as such. We can get a website to make a case, and then reference that website. Maybe we can vote on it. Seriously, this is the best idea I’ve heard in a while, if you don’t count the voices in my head, they know what’s up.
Which ones Lake Chuckababy?
Michigan
Can they please actually do this? Like, stop being a bitch, Canada. Do this.
Why not name it after the case number or whatever of that 13 year old that accused trump of rape











