I prefer to use the checkout with a person rather than the computerized one, because now the computer wants to ask me fifteen questions before I’m allowed to pay.

Do you have a bag? Would you like a bag? Do you have a rewards card? Would you like to make a donation to our tax deduction foundation? Are you sure you don’t want to pad our bottom line? How would you like to pay? Did you forget to scan your rewards card? Would you like a receipt?

At least the human workers have ceased to care about what management wants and they no longer ask any of these questions. I just walk up, they scan my items, and they activate the card machine by default. Frictionless.

Why does this remind me of the beginning of Guts

Carrots, Vaseline, sugar, flour, oil, and baking soda, like he’s going to shove a whole carrot cake up his ass

pants posting!

I sure do have some fun plans for the weekend