You’d get charged with terrorism now. Might as well go full Luigi.
You do something like that today they’ll try to put you away for 30 years on terrorism charges.
Someone chucked a milkshake at Nigel Farage a couple of years ago and got a 13-week suspended jail sentence for assault. Along with endless pearl-clutching from the right and Farage talking about how distressed he was.
Which is funny when you compared it to back in the 90s when someone threw an egg at John Prescott and he immediately punched them in the face lol.
A suspended sentence is just the ultimate slap on the wrist tho.
It’s basically saying “Yeah you did a bad thing, just stay out of trouble for a few months and we’ll call it even, k?”
Fucking Andy Ngo and his milkshake whining. “It had concrete in it!” No it didn’t, what would that even do? It was liquid. You’re just a baby.
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Funny story, here in Sweden, our speaker of the parliament was visiting a school to speak. Someone threw a “banana or part of a banana”. Bodyguards “aprehended” the boy until police arrived and the boy was interrogated at the police station.
The speaker then started a criminal suit against the boy (who was 16) with the charge of disorderly conduct. The damage was noted as, “a stained shirt”.
According to the speaker, incidents like this could cause politicians to not want to speak at schools (oh no… how will the children cope?)
Anyway, people are calling him out as the clown he is. And i’d be very surprised if he gets to keep his post after our election (regardless of who wins)
Wait, whoa stop. Politicians are held to account in your country?! What sort of magical utopia is this?
Eh, only if they want to, I am still pissed off that Maud Olofsson got away with the Noun affair and even got to decline attending a government review board about the affair.
At least now they have reintroduced “tjänstemannaansvar” (public servant accountability). And when I say now I actually mean, pretty much now. It went into effect 1 august of this year.
That kinda sounds like Björn Söder…
It was not. It’s actually pretty recent.
Sadly, the most prolific pie thrower recently died. He was an amazing iconoclast.
One of his favorite targets was the French philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy, who was pied by Godin or one of his accomplices on at least seven occasions.
After checking out this Bernard guy, all I can say is: “good”
I wonder if at least once he approached Lévy saying “Behold! A Pie!”
Man, why are all the GOOD 80 year olds dying while the worst 80 year old gets to keep ruining the world?
To everyone in this thread saying “I’d never do that, I don’t want to get shot”
Remember when we used to hang or behead powerful people we didn’t like? Yeah, that wasn’t just one time in France either.
Don’t waste good food for no reason.
A rope, on the other hand, is still good after being used once. Say, if you hang something. Or someone. Not that I’ implying anything.
Noël Godin, the man who did that, just passed away some days ago
Respect to him.I prefer bringing a guillotine to the meeting, like what happened in Salem during a council meeting with a data center CEO. Or Luigi style pie throwing, with bullets.
Terminal velocity pie
All this AI stuff basically is witchcraft. We should tie these tech bros to a rock and see if they float.
No no, we should start with a couple hours on the ducking stool, then nice on to the sink test. For science.
Lead pies
Cinderblocks would be more effective (for legal reasons this is a joke)
You ever try to hide a cinder block in a cream pie!?
Remind me please, the cake at Bill’s face, did it change anything? How about “the cake” from Luigi Mangione, did this one change anything?
Talk to a doctor or nurse - the ease with which insurance requests went through for at least a month afterward was comical.
I’m not sure about how things are now though, maybe more pie is needed
Despite it mostly functioning as a self serving tax write off, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation did some good stuff before the pie to the face wore off. I’m sure that’s Some with an asterisk. It felt like they threw money at everything for a couple years in the 90s.
It started conversations, but then they all stopped when arrests were made. Now if more people threw pies all the time, and did so anonymously, and at more targets, we might have a chance to change things. We can’t just let one person take a stand and then take the fall while asking if it meant anything. It means something when the example is followed.
this but the bomb pies from spongebob
It’s milkshake in the UK. Search for images of Farage milkshake.
That sounds like a risky click.
Try 2g1c or goatse… much safer
I’ll have my grandson look it up for me. He’s good with the computerboxes.
Pies are nice and all; but have you considered a dildo to the face?
It has a certain style after all.
I love the Wikipedia pedantry in correcting that it wasn’t technically a dildo.
Indeed, just a rubber flesh toned phallus. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Only in New Zealand: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waitangi_dildo_incident
I forgot TPPA happened. Feels like a lifetime ago
We should bring that back, but with bricks instead of the pies.
