“Get out of here, Stalker! Release the Epstein Files!”
I am an NPC in S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Shadow of Chornobyl (2026 Remaster – (All we did in the remaster was fix the bugs, it is the same game you know and love except for this one NPC now reminds you of the Epstein class criminals!))
Sometimes i doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
“Please just end it and make it quick”
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I wanna be like that very annoying NPC in the Pokemon Bizzare fangame that just rambles on forever about such a meaningless story. But with my own nonsensical story that has negative a million plot relevance.
Otherwise, if we’re talking like a single sentence of dialogue:
Hokus pocus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Bonus points if it’s in a medieval set game and deeply confuses the player character.
Beetlejuice
Did you know? You can change your gender at any time by going to the OPTIONS MENU. Normally it’s a lot of work!
Oh now you have me worrying whether game devs are going to start disabling gender switching after character creation.
I AM ERROR.
TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED
“Want some rye? 'Course ya do.”
“It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.”
But I give a random, weird, (seemingly?) useless item each game.
“This is my one line of dialogue.”
There was some NPC Golem in WoW which would say “I do not enjoy conversation.” when you talked to it.
That one!
They did it, and got away with it too. Don’t ask me how I know. I’ve said too much already.
