How often have you heard, ‘whale loneliness is one of the great social problems of our time’?
I haven’t heard it a single time.
And enough of the ‘whale fucking is non-consensual’ bullshit. A Humpback whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it’s consensual
We’ve actually only ever observed humpback whale sex once so far, and it was between 2 males
The largest documented example of dudes rockin’
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/52-hertz_whale
The 52-hertz whale, colloquially referred to as 52 Blue, is an individual whale of unidentified species that calls at the unusual frequency of 52 hertz in the north Pacific Ocean between Aleutian and Kodiak Islands to the California coast. The whale itself has never been sighted: it has only been heard via hydrophones, but its call has been detected since the late 1980s in a pattern that matches the migration of the blue whale and the fin whale. Those species call at 10 to 39 Hz and 20 Hz respectively. Described as the “world’s loneliest whale”, it appeared to be the only individual emitting a whale call at this frequency.
However, recordings of a second 52-hertz whale, heard elsewhere at the same time, have been sporadically found since 2010.
He gets ostracized because of his high pitched goofy ass voice.
KGB plant whale
Like, theres that one really lonely whale, but is it really an epidemic?
Maybe the 52 hz whale is a real piece of shit personality-wise, and that’s why all the other whales avoid them? The annoying, high-pitched voice is just a red herring.
It could be a crank who thinks it can talk to aliens at a special frequency. Someone who sounds like a rubber squeeze chicken and believes in weird conspiracy theories won’t have an easy time making friends
Why should i care about some fincels
Ok I’m scared to ask what the original post was about
It was a post by Mcafee, the antivirus guy. Imagine Hunter Biden leading an apocalypse now cult in the jungle and you’ll be starting to get a picture of him.
there are worse people than him, and funnier people than him, but he’s by far the funniest worst guy.
I don’t want to join his apocalypse now cult, but like… I kinda just want to hang around and watch what happens.
I don’t recommend hanging around an apocalypse now cult unless you’re some kind of himbo surfer dude.
Yeah, can’t pull that one off.
hmm can you pull of a divorced soldier who gazed too long into the abyss? no no you don’t want that… I don’t know what to tell ya, punished godfather is just bad vibes.
The man who spent 135 million dollars in drugs and hookers and lived into his 70s, assassinated by the Biden administration, probably.
i’ve seen that documentary, there was a space probe and nuclear wessels.
I heard the ginger fucked a whale
That’s how you get banchees.
Every Sperm (whale) is sacred.
We need a dictatorship to enforce equal access to the beach for all sea lions and not just the big scary one with a loud bark
it’s an every animal loneliness epidemic because of late stage capitalism they are trying to sell as oppression aimed at whales.
it’s oppression aimed at animals.
