First published in the New England Journal of No Shit.

Maga doesnt care

A substack, click baiter.

“In a way, to be indifferent to that suffering is what makes the human being inhuman.”— Elie Wiesel, The Perils of Indifference, 1999.

rebuilding the military should be at the bottom of the list.

We’re probably a few more cheeseburgers away from that.

Adolf Hitler killed himself in his Berlin bunker on April 30, 1945, as Soviet forces closed on the German capital.

Maybe we should keep funding the illegal construction of a bunker where the east wing of the White House used to be …. Let the parallels continue!