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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

I need to restart my morning jog

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I need to restart my morning jog

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • snoons@piefed.ca
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    Owwww please drink some damn water bro

    • DokPsy@lemmy.world
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      That was my first thought. Dudes dehydrated as fuck

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Came here to say the same thing.

    • architect@thelemmy.club
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      Yep. Came here to say the same.

  • gilindoeslemmy@lemmy.world
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    Get that guy a sandwich. Either one. They’ll both appreciate it.

  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    These two regularly match on grindr

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    Dude on top is an interesting anatomical study.

    Hot? Naaahh.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      probably on roids, at 50 you definitely on some PEDs at that point. like the rob guy from isaip, he was full on roids looking that buff.(he tried to downplay it)

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        Obviously he’s stacking.

        But he’s also got serious discipline to cut like that.

        Stacks without effort gets you the Elon body.

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          yea you still need to workout alot.

    • FatVegan@leminal.space
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      He’s also the kind of guy who would take and share pictures like that, so no thanks.

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        “I cosplay an Assassin’s Creed character with an eating disorder. You can not possibly imagine how rank my farts are.”

        “Oooh!”

  • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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    For some reason I initially thought this was a picture of him like getting onto a bus, like why are you flashing these random public transportation riders your midsection

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    I know which one would be nicer to hug.

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    The muscle guy looks gross. It’s not attractive (said the cis white male).

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    deleted by creator

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      Both bodies are valid

      Actually, I think that first guy really needs to drink some water.

  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world
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    When I was 34, I got one of them smart scales, and it told me my physical age was 66. So, I started running. At 50, the same scale is putting my physical age at 29. The numbers may not be accurate, but still show how dramatic the effect of active lifestyle may be. Of course, along with running came other changes, such as a healthier diet, but adopting a fitness routine (may not be necessarily running) is the first step.

    For the record, I look like a daddy long legs now, not like a cheese grater. But still better than a beer keg I was before.

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    Shrivel and puff.

  • bigpEE@lemmy.world
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    Lots of crabs sour graping in here

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    That’s gross. The first guy.

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