How did I end up spending part of my Tuesday reading a scientific study about legal handling of sex with animals in early modern Russia? Wonders of the internet, and yes it fits the community.

After the investigation was concluded, Iona was charged with leaving his monastery without permission (pobeg), intricate and inverted miracles (vymyshlennye i zateinye chudesa), fantastic nonsense (svoemudrstvennye bredni), utter insolence and the filthy crime of sex with an animal (pakost’ skotolozhstva)

“What are you in for?”

“Fantastic nonsense, silliness, goofin’ around, bein’ a lil’ stinker, and the filthy crime of sex with an animal.”

I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said ‘just get a fleshlight’