Warning: chemists, don’t do this. If you get attached to a molecule you’ll become a radical.
No. You become a radical only when you practice detachment.
For once, I think The Onion has aimed for parody but hit reality instead. I know two people who study geology and they absolutely do have their favourite rocks.
Pet rocks are pretty cool, not gonna lie.
Got me. For just a moment I was excited for him and his beloved rock.
Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at
My mom had a rock collection. There was one big rock that was purpleish with white streaks through it. I remember going through her collection just to pull that rock out. Id be stoked if i came across it again.
I lost track of a petite blanche natural Belgian for some years, I know how he feels.
Idk why but all I’m thinking is that if this was the premise of a skit only Paul Rudd could play it convincingly
Sorry but The Onion can’t compete with the real news anymore.
