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Living your best life with indoor boots.
That’s how you know for sure that OP is 'murican
Those are an Australian invention though. Even though it’s never that cold there.

Must be.
Sofly scribbling the ears distracts a cat so much they don’t notice you moving
But then the cat isn’t on your lap anymore. Have you considered that?
Best to just stay there.
Same if you put a finger slowly in its anus.
Please do not the cat

Ok i have my finger in my anus now, waiting for further instructions.
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Take your time!
It’s been 7 hours…


So, do most people not like having their knees locked?



