pour one out for the US postal worker.
the postal worker used to have an important job, maybe the most important job–acting as the gateway between your inner world and the outer world. a job since delegated to your email inbox.
they delivered the correspondence between yourself and your loved ones and your penpals; they delivered the catalogs that met your sartorial needs–macy’s, sears or delia’s, and these glossy pages had you covered no matter your demographic, style, income. you were just a lookbook away from the perfect picturesque christmas or the perfect gift to meet any need. if you wanted something more niche, you were always a delivery away from gratification, after sending out a request from the backpages of SPIN, TV guide or glamour. i became a minister through the US postal service; i bought my first KMFDM album through the pages of industrial nation–fuck youtube.
the mail is a flaccid shadow of its former self, and these rugged, short-short clad adventurers serve no purpose other than to deliver bank statements and montgomery ward catalogs to boomers, who don’t realize that the company is no longer the proud, stalwart that used to anchor shopping malls and sell you high-quality goods at reasonable prices and has instead transformed into a private equity scam that preys on citizens with bad credit; when their house burns down becaue of the budget space heater they bought they still won’t get the memo that shit sucks. they won’t connect all these dots. but i do.
last week i gave my mailman a blowjob and i’m proud of it.
That’s dedication.
Chris (Simpsons Artist) did 6+ finger hands before AI tried to make it cool.
Examples
I think the number of fingers they draw is really just more dependant on how they’re feeling at the moment.
That’s terrific.
I’m tempted now to make a community for Chris (Simpsons Artist) posts.
I’d subscribe
Those are absolutely fantastic!
Created! !chrissimpsonsartist@sh.itjust.works
Saw the community, had to come back here to verify it was made by you.
Thank you!
Good luck. I will be of no use
why is she trying to grab jam man’s bootyhole
Maybe she’s hungry?
Every part of this is terrifying. Also the puppy person on the other side of the door looks like Mark Zuckerberg.
Not to mention 6 fingers on the postman
Betcha that postman plays a mean guitar
Seven fingered postman.
Yep, and in a weird turn of events Bashful was well up for it and Grumpy was actually quite glad to do it, but Happy was really pissed off about it…
Happy is only happy at the outside.
Six fingers?! That’s AI!
I doubt it, this is an old one.
Well, it’s a ~4 minutes video, but it’s perfectly fine to not bother with it too.
I’m sorry I saw it cause it was old. It was only the first time I saw it, but I’ll try to be mindful and only consume freshly-created content. Thank you sincerely for alerting me to the expiration of the content.
LOL
There’s nothing funny about it, I’m genuinely grateful you made an earnest attempt to steer me away from content that has been tainted by the prior viewings of other people. Going forward, I’ll be sure to get only pre-packaged fresh content from trusted industry brands.
rofl
My name is Inigo Montoya…
You deliver my mails.
You kill my father.
Prepare to die.
zuckerberg has some kinks.
The mailman is Count Rugen.
I can get clapping for the NHS, but this is a step too far
