That was one of the first things they taught us after my youngest died; that we should say she died and not was lost. That way our oldest wouldn’t be confused and keep looking for her.
That’s just disgusting

I’m sure the character wouldn’t play today. But I’d love a Duke Nukem animated series. Like an adult swim sort of cartoon. Where Duke Nukem is just this braindead jock with guns.
I can hear his voice saying “Go find it!” without a hint of irony.
Just do the johnny bravo method.
Yeah he wins off screen and the bravado is clearly learned from experience. But we only see him fail on screen. We are following his biggest fuck ups.
Gaston+johnny!
So, Johnny Bravo with guns and explosions? I’m in!
And much more crude, tbh
Mixed with Metalocalypse.
I’ll take some metalocalypse mixed with metalocalypse
Gimme s5
What kind of lips?
Maybe. I would absolutely play a video game about Archer (from the show Archer), who is an incredibly competent asshole spy.
“Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my bride.”



