My favorite systemd moment was when Lennart and Kay shouted “systemdeez nutz!” in the kernel mailing list and then proceeded to systemd all over the place.
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact Systemd/Linux, or as i’ve recently taken to calling it, Systemd plus Linux.
Here’s the thing. You said “Systemd/Linux is Linux.”
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies Linux, I am telling you, specifically…
Eh fuck it, you get the idea
I wonder what Unidan is doing these days.
Probably still playing with his jackdaws.
Format your drive with ddd
disk destroyer deluxe
You had the chance to call it SystemdOSd and somehow you missed it. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Also why aren’t you including the most important piece, systemd-antivirusd?
I have no idea where the antivirus came from?
OP uses mostly actual examples of Linux functionality.
I have never used nor needed an antivirus on Linux. And I haven’t heard that systemd should have anything special in that area either.Antivirus in the classical sense is an outdated concept anyway.
Nowadays, if you want to protect your system, you need endpoint protection that supervises everything with system-level root access and only allows whitelisted processes to run.
I’d use it if it’s as good as systemd.
rmd -rfd /d --nod-preserved-rootd
You forgot your sudod
Userd is not listed in sudoers.filed. Lennart poettering will now teleport behind you
Nothingd personelld
Do you mean run0(d)?
i always run my shelld as rootd 😎
Don’t give them ideas.
I had to check the sub, as that was convincing!
Enjoying the term daemond.
PulseAudio? We are at Pipewired now!
Absolutely, but I guess the joke is that Pulseaudio was also a project headed by Lennart Poettering.
Pulse was much hated by some, but actually brought substantial improvements to the Linux audio stack at the time.The transition to Pipewire however has been amazingly smooth by comparison. I haven’t detected any downsides, and the switch caused zero issues.
D-Bus Daemond is superceded by systemd-busd
I honestly thought systemd-homed seemed like a pretty sweet idea, last time I heard about it. Of course it was mostly just people screaming how systemd was literally hitler for even suggesting it
Almost every project under systemd umbrella is great, most distros really underutilize it’s capabilities.
Arch adopted systemd-homed and, at the time, I didn’t even know what it did. But it somehow borked my system. I never needed it, it was added for no reason, and like a lot of systemd features, it broke stuff.
I’m still salty about systemd-networkd messing up my network. Or about systemd-resolved taking over my custom DNS.
I have so many systemd packages blacklisted atp, and I don’t even want to. But they keep breaking shit.
This is just an anecdote and it may not be representative of anything, but that’s my 2 cents.
Hardwaredkilled me. Am I crazy to assume it will be available for bothx86dandx86d-64d?I’ll hold out for riscvd
Since it’s “open source”, we could start experimenting with our own circuitry, implementing the new Booleand logic: ANDD, ORD, XORD, NOTD and all that good stuff. See if we can tinker together a few instruction setsd.
Minor notes, then we can begin implementation
Only systemd is in PID1, login, journal, etc are their own PIDs
Surely we’d use pipewired, not pulseaudiod
Graphics and system ram may be unified, so we need a RAMArbitord that is shared between the main kernel and DRM blocks
