cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/38880671
South American elections
SOUTH AMERICAN ELECTIONS
[two different people are being portrayed side by side]
Gabriela Rosa Sympatica
Elementary school teacher
Beloved by her community
Wants to improve lives
[portrait of a smiling woman in overalls]
Diego Hitlerio de la Junta
Son of a previous dictator
Went to jail for corruption
Wants to sterilize natives
[portrait of a frowning nasty looking character in military gear]
Temporary results (98% ballots counted):
[Gabriela] 49.9999%
[Diego] 50.0001%
You forgot “supported by CIA” for the guy on the right.
Considering the last 10 years from my corner of North America, this isn’t funny
Coming soon to the US.
Soon?
Midterms.
Lol. We are so fucked.
Diego Hitlerio de la Junta 😂 hysterical
I mean… yeah pretty much
