I’ll believe it when they break ground on a new stadium.

I didn’t know bears migrate

I hope the Bears’ owners all get ass cancer.

I’m so sick of these limpdick, billionaire motherfuckers pulling teams to weird-ass suburbs just to make a little extra money they won’t even live to spend anyway. Or the motherfuckers like the Bills’ owner who got the public to vote for a new stadium and then promptly went out and spent $250 million on a new megayacht.